person 1: since the day i met you, you've always been there for me, and now i would trust you with my life. i would've drowned in my own blood that night if it weren't for you. i love you so fuckin much. you are, and have always been a true friend to me.
person 2: other friends have come and gone over the years, but you have stayed by my side since we met. we have helped each other through a lot of really hard times, and you have been there with me every time to laugh about it in the end. so here's a cheers- to all the horrible nights, bad relationships, and terrible decisions that are now nothing more than something to laugh about.
person 3: i get you, you get me. you truly understand me, and the way i think. we're both crazy as hell in our own ways, and that's what makes us such great friends! you are my muse, my sanity, and also my voice of reason. we will carry out our master plan one day, and surprise the hell out of everyone who said we'd never do it!
